100 Rules of Anime part 1 (50/100)[Updated]

Decided to make this compilation post because i kept stumbling upon anime rules motivational posters and noticed that some of were numbered,so i looked around to see if any site had the complete list and discovered the main source but its pretty much..just look at it 100 rules of animephysics .So Began my mission to dive into the depths of the internet to bring the two together though the internet messed up on the numbering at some point so its all over the place. Anyways enjoy!!

#1 – Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.law_of_metaphysical_irregularity_naruto

#2 – Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4. * Some things have been known to “Float” for a few seconds before plummeting to hit the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.anime_rule__2_by_arkamustang-d5q0kup#3 – Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.anime_rule__3_by_arkamustang-d5q0kza#4 – Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.laws_of_anime__4_by_catsvrsdogscatswin-d7859bp

#5 – Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

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#6 – Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something “cool” or “impressive”. Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.laws_of_anime__6_by_catsvrsdogscatswin-d785a3n

 

#7 – First Law of Temporal Mortality- “Good Guys” and “Bad Guys” both die in one of two ways – either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. *NOTE: Sometimes, Anime heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in “Malletspace”, or something.

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#8 – Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die… regardless of physical damage. Even when the “Bad Guys” are killed so quickly they don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

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#9 – Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

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#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
“Good Guy” kicks the “Bad Guy” in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

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#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as “The Matchstick City”

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.b844ab00ef9fbae2a4eef7d2796364311300738960_full

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy “bulge”) before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.laws_of_anime__13_by_catsvrsdogscatswin-d785drp

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.First Corollary-Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also known as the A-Ko phenomenon

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#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.laws_of_anime__15_by_catsvrsdogscatswin-d785ehf

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a “Good Guy” when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
“Bad Guys” when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)a9555c6b2285aa4b49c07ec3fdad14aa

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)laws_of_anime__17_by_catsvrsdogscatswin-d788ojh.jpg

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

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#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. *Also, acid has been known to work
just as well…

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#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.laws_of_anime__20_by_catsvrsdogscatswin-d788scb.jpg

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t…

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#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things… like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

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#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost twice as annoying.

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#24- Law of Americanthromorphism – Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny “Bad Guy” or a big stupid “Good Guy”.
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
*Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
“Good Guys”.

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#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

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#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

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#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

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#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

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#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for “Good Guys” and red for “Bad Guys”. This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

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#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

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#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

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#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons… with bladed weapons!

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#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.

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First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.

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*Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack… Unless it’s a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)laws_of_anime__34_part_3_by_catsvrsdogscatswin-d792lg6.jpg

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more “simple”things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on… especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.law_of_musical_omnipotence_by_cynderspyro_maniac-d4i2xqo

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called “The Five-man Rule”, when “Good
Guys” group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritationd0f61098109e1445d1c06138d7e0df63

#37- Law of Extra dimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extra dimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called “Malletspace”.
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.law_of_extradimensional_capacitance_by_cynderspyro_maniac-d4hdb1k

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.208d11a7a7e5a54648f724eed79498c4

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world…laws_of_anime__39_by_catsvrsdogscatswin-d79n81y.jpg

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though… the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.laws_of_anime__40_by_catsvrsdogscatswin-d79n8av.jpg

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.law_of_xylolaceration_by_cynderspyro_maniac-d4h71xn

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

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#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

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#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect)

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#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any “Bad Guys”
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

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#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

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#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

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#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the “Pikachu Effect”).
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the “Walking Against the Wind” stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic “Aaaaagh!”, and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.laws_of_anime__48_by_catsvrsdogscatswin-d7bixyu.jpg

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the “Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor”) This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff< So True!!)

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*#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

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Thats all for now,ill update the list when im free,for now peacegiphy (2)

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16 thoughts on “100 Rules of Anime part 1 (50/100)[Updated]”

    1. oh and if you happen to find any of the posters i missed could you please link them to me,there was a poster on barack obama as a president in anime that i found one time but the then my browser crashed badly(the file history wiped itself out mysteriously) and it was lost forever TT^TT

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