The Liebster Award

i`d like to thank Emily Sama for nominating me,Arigato!!!

Sorry it took so long,had to take a short one week break from blogging ,im back now!!

EMILY SAMA`S QUESTIONS

• Why do both the Sunshine Blogger Tag and this Tag have the same number of people to tag and the same number of questions to ask?

  i have no idea…

• Why does Goofy stand on two legs and Pluto on four? They are both dogs after all….

For the same reason monkeys walk on four legs and humans on four even though they are both technically mammals,blame evolution,Pokemon does it a lot…wait a sec…OH MY GOD GOOFY IS A POKEMON!!

• Why is Charlie short for Charles when they have the same number of letters in the name?

well…i don`t know how to say this without ruining your childhood.For the same reason an old fat guy called Santa somehow crawls into chimneys to deliver presents to every single child in the world in just one night.just thinking about it,how? i don`t even have a chimney,so how the fuck does an old fat guy get into my house .That is until you figure out that Santa re-arranged spells Satan(see,exact same number of words).Thats some call H.P Lovecraft horror level bullshit right there >.>

 

• How important or Fab should a person be to be considered Assassinated instead of Murdered?

i`m not sure,it might be because the word “Assasinated” sounds way more nicer than saying someone was “Murdered”.Now tell me which sounds nicer,being an assassin or a murderer..either ways someone always ends up dead.

 

• Why is it that your feet smells and your nose runs?

^Theres your explanation

• What the heck is wrong with my questions?

Meh…

 

• If swimming is good for your body, why do whales look the way they do?

Whales don’t swim but rather use their immense psychic power (a by product of their massive brains) to move the earth while they stay in a fixed spot. Because there are dozens of whales sometimes their psychic spheres clash and create earthquakes.

 

• Why are there flotation devices under the plane seats? It isn’t necessary that we’ll always land on water.I NEED A PARACHUTE!

Your seat cushions can be used for flotation. In the event of an emergency water landing,Passenger airplanes are not designed such that 200 untrained passengers can jump out of them quickly and safely in an emergency.

 

• Why don’t you see advertisements for advertising companies?

By advertising an advertisement the advertising company`s advert advertises the company through the advertisement of the company`s advertisement.Try saying that ten times fast.

• DO these questions make sense?

i guess so >.>

• Did I finish eleven questions?

^i see what you did there

 

Okay, now eleven facts:

1. A game where it`s ok to die is too easy
2. There is no force on earth that can make me get up before 11.00am on a saturday
3. My real name is Fidel Agbu,though most people can`t pronounce my surname,so i go by fidel or christopher most of the time
4. Pokemon!!
5. you thought you could have some of my chips,haha.NO
6. Yay im almost there
7. The answer to life the universe and everything is 42, just ask cortana or siri if you don`t believe me.
8. Look behind you,i`ve been here the whole time
9. Shinji get in the damn robot
10. Lelouch vi brittania orders you to…
11. is it over yet

Nominees

MIRRORPURPLE

♬ ❀AMEEE❀ ♬

2D♥

 

Now,My questions.

1. Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

2. What are your favorite snacks when binge watching anime/a series?
3. Who is your most relate-able fictional character?
4. Do you think spiders should be allowed to exist in this world?
5. If you had a super power what would it be?
6. Why are there rings on Saturn?
7. Are there actually people that make their beds in the morning or is that actually a myth?
8. If apple made a car would it have windows?
9. If vampires can’t see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat?
10. Why does quicksand work slowly?
11. Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.

 

Used Avatar Maker to make a new favicon,its so close to how i actually look its scary >.>